put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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