there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
why is half of my head shaved?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
