I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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