spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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