So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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