the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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