you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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