What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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