i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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