I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
