So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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