We're like a lot better than the average bears
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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