Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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