So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I would fuck him just for his dog
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