So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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