I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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