Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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