Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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