On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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