My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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