What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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