We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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