Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Drake has all the answers
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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