he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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