Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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