I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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