Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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