I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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