So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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