small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
