I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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