drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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