i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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