Nicole vs. Life
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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