is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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