woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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