Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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