butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
