Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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