Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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