Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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