no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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