i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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