Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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