wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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