Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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