You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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