everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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