Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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