Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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