Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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