whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
